How to Annoy Sebastian Michaelis! :D1) Sculpt the hedges into anatomically suggestive shapes.2) Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of Disinfectant, claiming that you know where his hands have been.3) Challenge Finny to mow the lawn with scissors.4) While he's taking a shower, burst into his bathroom with a camera and proceed to say in a weird accent "Work it! The camera loves you!" Take pictures and show them to Grell and Mayrin.5) Tell Sebastian that Grell and Mayrin are fighting over the Sebby porn.6) Teach everyone in the house Morse Code and have conversations with the others loudly in front of him.7) Do your best to sneak up behind him and when he gets startled and asks where you came from, begin to explain "Well ya see Sebby, when a Mommy and a Daddy, love each other VEEERRRRYY much! OR When a daddy and a daddy adopt (or a mommy and a mommy)..." Continue until he gets disturbed/feels awkward and tells you to stop.8) Introduce him to the world of Sebby/Grell yaoi fandom.